The Ten Commandments of Mudgrub!
1. If it moves, have sex with it.
2. If it doesn’t move, eat it.
3. If it moves, but it’s too big to have sex with, hit it with a rock until it stops moving.
4. See number 2.
5. The Great King of All Goblins, Nazium the Insignificant, who rules with a mighty fist and a frightening fart, will be obeyed in all things. Or else you will get hit with a rock until you stop moving.
6. See number 2.
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