Goblin Heroes

Why Can't We Be Friends

Humans Just Want to Be Friends

After several days of creatively and delightfully torturing Morbid Hammerdong, squeezing him like a sponge to drain him of all his information, the Brave Goblin Heroes discover that the humans spying on us have just been trying to discover if we were worth trading with.

Against our natural inclinations we have decided to open up negotiations with the humans. Meeting with a delegation from the town of Elm Hollow, Nox and Bif agreed to welcome a human caravan. Several ideas, including rat traps, rat catchers and general slavery have been floated as ways to generate income.



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